Facebook: Social Networking Tool or Cruel Test of Civility?

Today I once again found myself navigating the social minefield that is Facebook. After logging in I was greeted by a Friend request and eight "Other" requests, half of which turned out to be people sending me things through applications I don't have but could easily add if I just allow them to access my personal information. No. I don't want your stupid application. There is no void in my life that can be filled by Graffiti-Bumper Sticker-Flair- Version 3.

Another informed me that I had been "super-hugged" by a friend. What does that mean? Is it figurative? Literal? Did they actually hug me and I missed it? Or are they using a cutesy function of an electronic medium to convince themselves that they have no need to connect with others on a basic human level? Is a Super-Hug different than a regular hug? Does it involve red capes? Phone booths? Leaping tall buildings in a single bound?

The Friend request was also mystifying. I don't really know that person. We're barely even acquaintances. I think we spoke once or twice in junior high. So what's their angle? Do they want to make up? Reconnect? Or do they simply want to increase their number of Facebook "friends"?

sigh Maybe we should all go back to writing letters. Or sending carrier pigeons. I'll bet no one ever Super-Hugged a carrier pigeon.