It's just not a good idea. Your feet will get trampled. Just don't do it.
2) Vomit
It's just gross and uncomfortable for everyone involved. Especially if you do so on the dance-floor. Just don't do it.
3) Wear shorts and/or halter top (men or women)
You'll get way more attention than you'd like, as my roommate found out.
4) Ask "What's up?" when trying to initiate a conversation with a stranger
What do you really expect them to say?
4b) Say, "Obviously" when they reply, "Dancing"
Again, what did you expect?
This is the first in a new "Things Not To Do" series, a subject for which I'm sure I will find tons of material
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I'm currently chuckling. Who the hell chuckles? And it's 3AM. I'm waking up my roommate. Look what you've done!
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