Captain Planet, He's Our Hero!

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Why should I recycle? It's not like just one person can make a difference. What can I do to stop the planet turning into a molten fireball? I'm gonna die some day; I might as well take the Earth with me."

         

 If the answer is yes, first of all, you are a moron who, I can only hope, will in one way or another eliminate your chance of contributing to the gene pool and second of all you should go to this website and calculate your ecological footprint. It's easy to do and you can reward yourself later by rocking out to the Captain Planet theme song.

So remember, Planeteers, THE POWER IS YOURS!

Election '08: Part III

You're welcome.

Election '08: Part II

Election '08: Part I

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Election 2008: Summing Up

I realize that a substantial portion of the United States and the rest of the world stayed informed on the presidential race of '08 (and part of '07) but in case you were living under a rock and only caught CNN's touch screen and holograms on Tuesday night, here's all you need to get caught up on the entire campaign. Enjoy.

Also, sorry they are all on different posts; the copyright police got mad at me.

Also, isn't it funny how I apologize as though I have readers? And as though the slight inconvenience of needing to click several times will somehow dishearten the poor saps who do stumble upon this blog? Life has its funny little quirks.